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  •  [英语笑话] 一分钟英语故事:粉红色西瓜Watermelon

    A fruit vendor in Philippines sold a watermelon to a woman and assured her that it was very sweet because it was red inside. 在菲律宾。 一个女人从一个水果商那里买了一个西瓜,水果商向她保证这个西瓜非常甜,因为是红瓤的。 As she rode home on a...

  •  [英语笑话] Talking Clock会说话的钟

    While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. 一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。 What is the big brass gong and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock,...

  •  [英语笑话] 顾客永远是对的The Customer Is Always Right

    The manager of a shop was yelling at one of his staff. 商店的经理正在训斥一名员工。 I saw you arguing with a customer, he said crossly. Will you please remember that in my shop the customer is always right? Do you understand? 我看见你和一个...

  •  [英语笑话] 英语小故事:是我啊That’s Me!

    In a darkest night, a policeman watches a staggering man trying in vain to unlock a door. Is this your home ? the policeman asks. 在一个漆黑的夜晚,一名警察看到一个醉醺醺的男人怎么也打不开门。这是你家吗?警察问。 Sure, Ill prove it to you i...

  •  [英语笑话] 第一次与最后一次My First and My Last

    When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. 乔治今年35岁了,他买了一架小型飞机,开始学习驾驶。他很快就掌握了飞机的驾驶技巧,并可以做出各种各...

  •  [英语笑话] 英语小笑话:他懂了He Understood

    Two Americans were traveling in Spain. 两个美国人在西班牙旅游。 One morning they came into a little restaurant for lunch. They did not know Spanish, and their waiter did not know English. They wanted him to understand that they wanted some...

  •  [英语笑话] 幽默小故事:移植头发Hair Transplant

    A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. 一个秃头的人在一家美容店里坐了下来。 How can I help you? asked the stylist. 您需要什么服务呢?美容师问。 I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained,but I couldnt xiaogushi8.com stand the pain. I...

  •  [英语笑话] 当敌兵袭击你时When Enemy Soldiers Come at You

    The first sergeant was holding a class on combat for his company. He said,Jose, what would you do if you saw 700 enemy soldiers coming at you? 警官正在给他的连队上一堂战斗课,他问:约瑟,假如你看到有700名敌兵正朝你冲过来,你会怎么办? Jose...

  •  [英语笑话] 心理学的应用故事:数学没及格Flunking Math

    My son, who made the deans list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana, called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student. 我的儿子是印第安那市曼西尔波州立大学的学生,大学一年级的时...

  •  [英语笑话] 一分钟幽默故事:捎杯牛奶Bring Me a Glass of Milk

    At 2 a. m. Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living room. Tiptoe downstairs, she told her husband. Dont turn on the lights. Sneak up him before he knows whats happening. 半夜两点时,科尔肯太太确信自己听到客厅里有...

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